FAIRY PRINCESS TEACUP'S TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE

The Technical Stuff

Script: He Bei

Photographs: He Bei

Ending Photo: Katiria

THE CAST

Fairy Princess Teacup: Katiria (who wants to stress that she really isn't THAT fat, it's all the sweater. Really. And that's not even sarcasm.)

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Once upon a time there was fairy princess named Teacup.

Teacup, like most fairy princesses of her time, was illiterate, and therefore despised books.

One night after a merry fairy festival, Teacup had a nightmare.

She found herself surrounded by repulsive books!

"AHHHHHHH!" She screamed, "I have gone to Hell!"

She tried to run away...

ONLY TO RUN INTO MORE BOOKS! GOOD GOD NO!

She fell to her knees and screamed in anguish...

...But the books were still there.

Seeing no other options after much thought...

...She commited suicide by slamming herself in a doorway.

Awaking from her terrible sleep, Teacup was delighted to see it was all a dream.

She got up to get some breakfast...

And promptly fell down a flight of stairs, breaking her neck.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T SMOKE CRACK.

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